Friday, September 29, 2023

Roald Dahl’s “The Great Automatic Grammatizator”: Predicting A.I.

Roald Dahl’s “The Great Automatic Grammatizator”: Predicting A.I.

 

There’s a lot of talk about A.I. these days, and how people are using it to write homework assignments, essays… and fiction.  Instead of taking their time to write out their ideas themselves, they pop a brief summary of the story premise into the artificial intelligence software, and allow it to produce the work for them.  Sometimes they punch up the stories themselves, sometimes they leave the work as-is, unchanged.  

 

Some short-story magazines have been swamped with submissions, and the editors claim that they can tell at a glance which stories have been carefully crafted by authors dedicated to their art, and which stories have been turned out by an A.I. program, without a scrap of the personal touch.

 

Part of the now-possibly-concluded writer’s strike was due to the potential use of A.I. in crafting screenplays. However, A.I. could possibly be used to write more books in series long after authors pass away or retire, though a little editing might be applied to these A.I.-written works.  




 

But long before A.I. was a reality, Roald Dahl predicted something like it could exist.  Many fans of his don’t realize that he didn’t just write children’s fiction.  He also wrote short stories for adults.  One of these stories was “The Great Automatic Grammatizator,” a machine that can produce books through a mechanical process.  Once the machine is perfected, the inventor gets an idea: what if he could corner the market on fiction?  If he could convince authors to promise never to write again, in exchange for a substantial fee, pretty soon he could create a monopoly on reading material.  I won’t spoil the end of the story, of course, but like most of Dahl’s work, it has a strong moral.

 

If you’re wondering about the effects of A.I. on creative writing, I suggest you find a copy of Dahl’s “The Great Automatic Grammatizator” and read it.  It may change the way you look at A.I.  And also, check out the four new short films on Netflix based on Dahl’s stories, directed by Wes Anderson.  I’ve seen two of them so far, and they’re great.  Very faithful to the books, and Anderson has managed to find a visual style that somehow captures the magic of Dahl’s writing.

 

 

 

Chris Chan’s sequel to Sherlock’s SecretaryNessie’s Nemesis, was published on September 3rd by MX Publishing.  His novel Ghosting My Friend was released by Level Best Books on March 28th. His first novel, Sherlock’s Secretary, was released by MX Publishing, as was his anthology Of Course He Pushed Him and Other Sherlock Holmes Stories Volumes 1 & 2.  His Agatha-nominated book Murder Most Grotesque: The Comedic Crime Fiction of Joyce Porter was published by Level Best Books.  His first non-fiction book, Sherlock & Irene: The Secret Truth Behind “A Scandal in Bohemia” is available for sale at Amazon.com and the MX Publishing website, as well as at Book Depository (with free worldwide shipping there).  It is also available in a Kindle edition.

 

Friday, September 22, 2023

I’ve Never Been To Scotland…

I’ve Never Been To Scotland…

 

I suppose it’s time for a confession…  I’ve never been to Scotland.  

 

And that may lead to some questions regarding my book Nessie’s Nemesis.  As I don’t have any first-hand experience with Loch Ness, how good a job did I do recreating the setting of the book?  I tried to do a lot of research through reading, but was that enough?  Did I make any glaring mistakes?  Was I too generic?  Or did I do an acceptable job of setting the scene?

 

If anyone’s genuinely familiar with the Loch Ness area, please let me know…




 

Chris Chan’s sequel to Sherlock’s SecretaryNessie’s Nemesis, was published on September 3rd by MX Publishing.  His novel Ghosting My Friend was released by Level Best Books on March 28th. His first novel, Sherlock’s Secretary, was released by MX Publishing, as was his anthology Of Course He Pushed Him and Other Sherlock Holmes Stories Volumes 1 & 2.  His Agatha-nominated book Murder Most Grotesque: The Comedic Crime Fiction of Joyce Porter was published by Level Best Books.  His first non-fiction book, Sherlock & Irene: The Secret Truth Behind “A Scandal in Bohemia” is available for sale at Amazon.com and the MX Publishing website, as well as at Book Depository (with free worldwide shipping there).  It is also available in a Kindle edition.

Saturday, September 16, 2023

Baskerville at the Peninsula Players

Baskerville at the Peninsula Players

 

Last night, I gave a presentation on Sherlock Holmes for a pre-show seminar at the Peninsula Players’ production of Baskerville, an adaptation of Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Hound of the Baskerville, played comedically with a cast of five.  Two actors play Holmes and Watson, and three actors each take on multiple additional roles each.

 

My pre-show lecture covered numerous topics connected to Sherlock Holmes, ranging from real-life forensic science, to copyright issues, to famous portrayals of the Great Detective.  For more on the contentious relationship between Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and his most famous creation, please check out my article “Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: The Man Who Couldn’t Kill Sherlock Holmes,” written for the Peninsula Players.




 

If you’re in the Door County area of Wisconsin before mid-October, please consider stopping by the Peninsula Players and seeing Baskerville!

 

 

Chris Chan’s sequel to Sherlock’s SecretaryNessie’s Nemesis, was published on September 3rd by MX Publishing.  His novel Ghosting My Friend was released by Level Best Books on March 28th. His first novel, Sherlock’s Secretary, was released by MX Publishing, as was his anthology Of Course He Pushed Him and Other Sherlock Holmes Stories Volumes 1 & 2.  His Agatha-nominated book Murder Most Grotesque: The Comedic Crime Fiction of Joyce Porter was published by Level Best Books.  His first non-fiction book, Sherlock & Irene: The Secret Truth Behind “A Scandal in Bohemia” is available for sale at Amazon.com and the MX Publishing website, as well as at Book Depository (with free worldwide shipping there).  It is also available in a Kindle edition.

 

 

Friday, September 8, 2023

My Introduction to Nessie

My Introduction to Nessie

 

When I was rather small, my parents visited a special book sale and came back with a big box of educational books for young children.  There were lots of books on science, math, and culture, and also a trio of books covering the Egyptian Pyramids, Stonehenge, and the Loch Ness Monster.  




 

The Loch Ness Monster book was one of my favorites, and I loved a lot of the little details, including a hilarious picture of a group of adventurers who flew above the surface of the loch in a hot-air balloon, dragging a fifty-pound chunk of bacon below them on a rope, trying to get Nessie’s attention.  It also theorized about the possibility that Nessie was related to sea-dwelling dinosaurs.  Perhaps it was just as well, as the book was for a children’s audience, that they never dwelled very long on the possibility that dear old Nessie wasn’t real.

 

When I was little, I started writing a very silly story about my search for the Loch Ness Monster, drawing my own pictures for it.  I never dreamed that I’d actually write a novel about someone obsessed with Nessie over thirty years later.  

 

But I did.  And it was just published.

 

 

Chris Chan’s sequel to Sherlock’s SecretaryNessie’s Nemesis, was published on September 3rd by MX Publishing.  His novel Ghosting My Friend was released by Level Best Books on March 28th. His first novel, Sherlock’s Secretary, was released by MX Publishing, as was his anthology Of Course He Pushed Him and Other Sherlock Holmes Stories Volumes 1 & 2.  His Agatha-nominated book Murder Most Grotesque: The Comedic Crime Fiction of Joyce Porter was published by Level Best Books.  His first non-fiction book, Sherlock & Irene: The Secret Truth Behind “A Scandal in Bohemia” is available for sale at Amazon.com and the MX Publishing website, as well as at Book Depository (with free worldwide shipping there).  It is also available in a Kindle edition.